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Hello Kitty (Saetan),



Fookin YoukaiNaraku brinded me in fookin Coven, but he never stand in way of Trule Love.



Saetan I will marshall all farces of ARMY OF DARKNESS if necessary to free you from tyranny of coven and have you in me fookin arms again.



Hu sweet face, smooth skin, and curves. Mmmm.



(Cough, wheeze, snuffle)



Only hu can save me Saetan.



Kiss me. Snuggle. Whisper sweet horrible rant in my good ear.



Confuseus say love is blind, but we know coven love never blinded right my pokemon chick.



- FOOKHUAYL

Hu lips shout loud

But kiss soft and gentle

I caress hu sweet body

Whisper in hu ear

My tongue licks hu

In all the bad places

FOOKHUAYL hu say

And I hear

Let me luv hu

Monkey style for 1000 year

If I no die

Cough, cough

Wheeze

Sigh

I need hu love

Sweet Saetan

Honey pie

Bring me salty spice Korean food

And hu loving way

Master VLAD say

Soon we take over Vampyre Rave

But until then

I love my sweey little Hyuna babe

Kiss you

In bad place

And tickle asho too

I only have eyes fo hu

Lovely Saetan

My woman

Temptress

Demon

Giggle Queen

Cough

Cough

Wheeze

Sigh

So fookin

Beautiful.

Dearest Saetan:



Most beautiful Korean Woman with scathing wit and most horrible disdain. You honor me with hu positive hona and I honor you my love with this letter. Our lips are like butterfries in the wind. Our bodies hungry for touch and sexy time. The world is our oyster. Together we can rule the Vampyre Raider Kingdom, a Coven is but a small section of swamp.



Together with the benevolent hand of VLADVAMPIRELORD guiding us we can take over all of Vampire Raider System and make dirty nasty sweet gentle love in affluence and majesty while our minions find happiness toiling for the greater glory of our empire.



Kiss me. Tease me. I tickle hu asho. Love knows no bounds and I intend to bind and spank you my giggle queen hotty.



Me fookin dying. Not only to meet you, but fookin dying like soon be dead. Dr. says need sexy time with hot Korean woman and need diet of delicious Korean dishes and I may survive through the fookin month.



Call me. Have a heart.



Your sexy monster from the East



Better known to all others as:





FOOKHUAYL